STU's - The Classic No. 1 - Bloody Mary Concentrate
$13.00
$15.00
Stu's Classic Original
Savory Drink Enhancer
Ritual over routine. Because you are worth it.
We're Not a Pre-Made Mix
Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Your people like an inconvenience. Your time like something to minimize.
We're the opposite.
This Is Not Another Bottle off the Gas Station Shelf
We live in a grab-and-go world. Everything is optimized for speed. Open the bottle. Pour it in. Fast, cheap, forgettable.
Stu's is different.
We're the all-natural seasoning that transforms tomato juice, Clamato, beer, or bone broth (or any savory base) into bar-quality drinks...made exactly how you like them.
One bottle replaces 8+ ingredients. Just add your base, and you're done.
This is ritual. Not routine.
What It Is:
Short answer: We're the seasoning. You choose the juice.
Long answer: Stu's is a concentrated blend of Midwestern pickle brine, premium Worcestershire, hot sauces, and a secret spice mix—all the complex flavors you'd normally measure out individually. No tomato juice. No fillers. Just pure, bold flavor you add to whatever base you want.
Why no tomato juice? Because drinks are intimate and personal. Your taste, your heat level, your choice of base—that's what makes a drink yours.
Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all. Too spicy for some, too bland for others, and there's no doctoring it. With Stu's, you control everything: add more for extra heat, less for mild. Choose regular tomato, low-sodium, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, or even bone broth.
One bottle, infinite possibilities. Stu's lets you customize your drink in a way no pre-made mix ever could.
Your ritual, your way.
How to Use It:
For Bloody Marys:
Add 1-2 oz Stu's to glass
Pour 5-6 oz tomato juice or V8
Add vodka (or don't, it's your day)
Ice, garnish, enjoy
Makes 12-16 drinks per bottle
But wait, there's more:
Caesar Cocktails: Use Clamato instead of tomato juice
Micheladas: Add to beer + lime (seriously good)
Morning Ritual: 1-2 tsp in hot bone broth for a savory healthy drink
Cooking: Marinade for steaks, burger seasoning, chili booster, meatloaf maker, pasta sauce boss
Why Pre-Made Mixes Can't Compare
Pre-Made Mixes
Stu's Classic
High fructose corn syrup
Zero sugar
Artificial colors & preservatives
All-natural ingredients
10-day shelf life after opening
6 months refrigerated
One flavor option
12+ drink variations
Fast, forgettable
Intentional, memorable
Drinks the same every time
Every drink exactly yours
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts.
What's Inside
✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine (the secret weapon)✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce✓ Blend of hot sauces for layered heat✓ Secret spice blend (celery salt, black pepper, mustard, dill)✓ What's NOT inside: MSG, artificial colors, HFCS, preservatives
Nutrition: 5 calories per serving | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly
The Flavor Profile
First sip: Bright, tangy pickle brineMid-palate: Smoky, savory depth from WorcestershireFinish: Clean heat with herbal complexity
Not sweet. Not sludgy. Just bold, balanced, craveable flavor.
What Customers Say
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Finally, a Bloody Mary that doesn't taste like ketchup and sadness."— Sarah M., Chicago
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I use this in my bone broth every morning. Game changer."— Mike R., Denver
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Bought one bottle at the farmers market. Immediately went to the website for three more."— Jennifer K., Omaha
| Hand made with love in Nebraska |
FAQs
Q: Is this just for Bloody Marys?A: Nope! Use it for Caesars, Micheladas, bone broth, marinades, or anywhere you'd use Worcestershire.
Q: What tomato juice should I use?A: Any kind! V8, Sacramento, Clamato for Caesars, or even carrot juice. Your choice.
Q: How long does it last?A: 6 months refrigerated after opening. Most mixes last 7-10 days.
Q: Is it spicy?A: Medium heat (5/10). You control the final spice level by how much you add.
Q: Can I use it for cooking?A: Absolutely. Try it in burger meat, steak marinades, or pasta sauce.
Why Ritual Matters:
Pre-made mixes are routine.Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Drink whatever they decided you should taste. One-size-fits-all. Fast. Forgettable.
Stu's is ritual.The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment.
Pre-made mixes are rushing.Convenience over quality. Speed over substance. Get it down and move on.
Stu's is reflection.The pause before the gathering. The step away from the screen. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry.
Pre-made mixes are transactional.A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard.
Stu's is connection.The people you make this for. Yourself. Your Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts.
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.The moments you create together are worth slowing down for.
This isn't indulgence. It's respect. For them. For you. For what you're building together.
We're not a pre-made mix. Welcome to the ritual.
The Stu's Promise
If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked.
We've sold 1,000's + bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype.
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Stu's Smoked Jalapeno No. 3 - Bloody Mary Concentrate
$13.00
$15.00
This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary.
Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño doesn’t tiptoe around flavor. It hits you with layered heat, savory tang, and a touch of smoke that lingers just long enough. This isn’t just spicy—it’s sultry. Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño is a bartender-crafted Bloody Mary concentrate built for those who crave bold flavor with a slow, smoky burn. Made with our signature Midwestern pickle brine, a secret blend of hot sauces, and real jalapeño heat, this mix brings depth, fire, and finesse to your glass.
The Ritual (How to Use)
Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño into your glass, add 5–6 oz of your favorite tomato juice, a splash of vodka or tequila (hello, Bloody Maria), and serve over ice. Garnish with something smoky or spicy. Then sip, savor, and repeat.
Why It’s Better
Smoky heat, not cheap fire – A subtle burn with real depth and complexity.
All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, just real spice and flavor.
Low calorie & low carb – 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months after opening.
Versatile – Works with tomato juice, Clamato, beer or any other base you feel like experimenting with.
Customizable – Dial up or down the spice depending on how much Stu’s you use.
What It Tastes Like
First, you get that tangy kick from our pickle brine. Then comes the rich jalapeño heat... smoky, warm, and perfectly balanced. The finish? Lingering spice that stays in your memory, not your sinuses.
This isn’t a novelty hot mix. Stus t’s a complex, craveable cocktail base made for grown-up palates. The kind of drink that makes people ask, “What’s in this?” (You don’t have to tell them.)
What’s Inside
Signature pickle brine from hand-packed Midwestern pickles.
Our custom Smoked Jalapeño hot sauce blend features real smoked jalapeños.
Secret spice blend.
Premium Worcestershire
No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No filler. Ever.
Gluten-free
The Numbers
16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails
Long Lasting: Refrigerate after opening, lasts up to 6 months
5 calories per serving.
0 carbs
Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who’ve upgraded their routine with Stu’s. Whether you’re a brunch traditionalist or a Bloody Maria rebel, this jalapeño-forward, handcrafted concentrate delivers the flavor and freedom that you’ve been missing.
Once you try Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño, there’s no going back to bland. It’s smoky, spicy, and endlessly customizable—the kind of mix that turns brunch into a ritual and your bar cart into a destination. One sip, and you’ll get it.
STU's Jamaican Jerk No. 2 - Bloody Mary Concentrate
$13.00
$15.00
This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary.
Stu’s Jamaican Jerk isn’t just a Bloody Mary concentrate—it’s a flavor bomb with island attitude. Built on the foundation of our signature pickle brine and Classic blend, this fiery mix brings in real Jamaican Jerk spices for a bold, unapologetic kick.
The Ritual (How to Use)
Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Jamaican Jerk into your glass, add 5–6 oz of tomato juice, a splash of vodka or rum, for a Caribbean twist, and serve over ice. Garnish as you like. Then brace yourself for the best spicy Bloody you’ve ever had.
Why It’s Better
Turn up the heat – The spiciest Stu’s flavor with real Jamaican Jerk seasoning.
All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, no filler.
Low calorie & low carb – Just 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly.
Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months in the fridge.
Versatile – Mixes with tomato juice, Clamato, or even tropical juices for brunch with a twist.
Customizable heat – Dial up or down based on how much you pour.
What It Tastes Like
Starts with tangy pickle brine, then builds with bold island spices and peppery heat that lingers just long enough to keep you coming back. If you like your Bloody with a punch and personality, this is your new go-to.
It’s fire. Its flavor. It’s Jamaica in a glass.
What’s Inside
Midwestern pickle brine
Stu’s Classic spice base
Custom-made real Jamaican Jerk hot sauce
No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No shortcuts.
The Numbers
16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails
Refrigerate after opening, keeps up to 6 months
5 calories per serving
0 carbs
If you believe a Bloody Mary should bite back, Stu’s Jamaican Jerk was made for you. It’s bold, briny, and just the right kind of unruly. One sip and you’ll wonder why you ever settled for bland. It’s depth, complexity, and a little chaos...in all the best ways.
For a GREAT alternative to a traditional Bloody Mary, try with Rum.
Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who swear by Stu’s. Our Jamaican Jerk blend doesn’t just bring the heat...it brings the flavor. Loud, layered, and unapologetically bold. Just like you.
Stu's Bloody Mary Mixology Kit
$40.00
$45.00
Stu's Bloody Mary Kit
The Bloody Mary Bar. In a box.
If you know someone who won’t shut up about Bloody Marys (or you are that person) this kit is the ultimate flex. It’s everything you need to turn brunch into a full-blown ritual. No rules, no boring mixes in sight. Just pure, customizable Bloody Mary magic.
Inside you’ll find:
Two 8oz bottles of Stu’s “This Is Bloody Mary” Concentrate (Original) – makes up to 16 drinks with your favorite base: tomato juice, V8, Clamato, or beer).
Brunch Punch - Bloody Mary Hot Drops (1 oz) – choose your own adventure. A few drops for flavor, more if you like to sweat.
Key Lime Salt Rimmer (2 oz) – tart, spicy, and bright with crushed key lime, celery salt, and chilies.
Sweet Corn Salt Rimmer (2 oz) – savory, a little sweet, and dangerously addictive.
A custom box to keep your Bloody Mary ritual organized and looking sharp.
What makes Stu’s different:Stu’s “This Is Bloody Mary” Concentrate isn’t your average mix. It’s your new bartender in a bottle. Made with real ingredients and built for control freaks who care about flavor. Add as little or as much as you want. Every pour is perfectly balanced, full of flavor, and bold... without the fake ingredients you can't pronounce or the weird aftertaste most mixes have. The heat that you need, without being overwhelmingly hot.
The vibe:Complex. Clean. Just the right heat.The kind of Bloody Mary that earns you brunch MVP.
STU's Bloody Mary Kit is perfect for gift sets, camping, fishing trips, tailgates, parties, brunches and or just for making damn good cocktails at home.