This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary.
Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño doesn’t tiptoe around flavor. It hits you with layered heat, savory tang, and a touch of smoke that lingers just long enough. This isn’t just spicy—it’s sultry. Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño is a bartender-crafted Bloody Mary concentrate built for those who crave bold flavor with a slow, smoky burn. Made with our signature Midwestern pickle brine, a secret blend of hot sauces, and real jalapeño heat, this mix brings depth, fire, and finesse to your glass.
The Ritual (How to Use)
Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño into your glass, add 5–6 oz of your favorite tomato juice, a splash of vodka or tequila (hello, Bloody Maria), and serve over ice. Garnish with something smoky or spicy. Then sip, savor, and repeat.
Why It’s Better
- Smoky heat, not cheap fire – A subtle burn with real depth and complexity.
- All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, just real spice and flavor.
- Low calorie & low carb – 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months after opening.
- Versatile – Works with tomato juice, Clamato, beer or any other base you feel like experimenting with.
- Customizable – Dial up or down the spice depending on how much Stu’s you use.
What It Tastes Like
First, you get that tangy kick from our pickle brine. Then comes the rich jalapeño heat... smoky, warm, and perfectly balanced. The finish? Lingering spice that stays in your memory, not your sinuses.
This isn’t a novelty hot mix. Stus t’s a complex, craveable cocktail base made for grown-up palates. The kind of drink that makes people ask, “What’s in this?” (You don’t have to tell them.)
What’s Inside
- Signature pickle brine from hand-packed Midwestern pickles.
- Our custom Smoked Jalapeño hot sauce blend features real smoked jalapeños.
- Secret spice blend.
- Premium Worcestershire
- No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No filler. Ever.
- Gluten-free
The Numbers
- 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails
- Long Lasting: Refrigerate after opening, lasts up to 6 months
- 5 calories per serving.
- 0 carbs
Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who’ve upgraded their routine with Stu’s. Whether you’re a brunch traditionalist or a Bloody Maria rebel, this jalapeño-forward, handcrafted concentrate delivers the flavor and freedom that you’ve been missing.
Once you try Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño, there’s no going back to bland. It’s smoky, spicy, and endlessly customizable—the kind of mix that turns brunch into a ritual and your bar cart into a destination. One sip, and you’ll get it.
