Non Alcoholic Tequilla - Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit
Non Alcoholic Tequilla - Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit $24.00
Non Alcoholic Tequilla: Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit A Spice-Forward Non-Alcoholic Tequila Alternative Natural jalapeño heat • Bright and grassy • Zero proof, full kick Non Alcoholic Tequila With Actual Bite Most non alcoholic tequilas taste like agave-flavored disappointment. This one doesn't pretend to be something it's not,it delivers heat, brightness, and the kind of spice-forward complexity that actually stands up in a margarita. This small-batch Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit brings natural jalapeño flavor with a grassy, vegetal kick. Perfect for your dry cocktails, either on the rocks or mixed into your favorite tequila-based drinks. Zero proof. Real heat. No regrets. If you're sober-curious but still want a margarita that tastes like a margarita, this is your spirit. What You'll Taste Bright | Grassy Green | Slightly Spicy The jalapeño hits clean and fresh, not overpowering, but present. There's a grassy, vegetal quality that mirrors the agave-forward notes of good tequila, balanced by a gentle heat that builds on the finish. It's bright, it's layered, and it actually tastes like it belongs in a cocktail. Ways to Sip On the rocks with a splash of tonic & citrusMixed into your favorite cocktail as a tequila replacementStraight up if you like a little heat with your ritual Use it anywhere you'd reach for tequila: margaritas, palomas, ranch waters, or spicy cocktails. Same ritual, same kick, zero proof. The Perfect Pair: Zero-Proof Spicy Margarita Combine this Jalapeño spirit with fresh lime, agave, and a salted rim for a non-alcoholic margarita that doesn't feel like a compromise. Build it: 2 oz Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit 1 oz fresh lime juice ½ oz agave nectar Shake with ice, strain, serve with a salted rim The jalapeño heat and grassy brightness carry through the citrus and sweetness exactly the way tequila would...without the alcohol. It's a margarita that earns its place at the table. Pair It With Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate Want to build a zero-proof Non Alcoholic Bloody Maria? Swap vodka vibes for tequila vibes. Build it: 2 oz Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit 1 oz Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate 4-6 oz tomato juice Dash of lime, your favorite garnishes The jalapeño heat amplifies the savory spice of the concentrate. It's bold, it's layered, and it's built for brunch. What It Pairs With The heat and brightness of this spirit make it a natural fit for: Tacos – the obvious pairing, and it works perfectly Spicy meals – anything with chiles, peppers, or heat Chips and guacamole – margarita territory, zero proof Citrus juices – lime, grapefruit, orange Tomato juice – for Bloody Marias and michelada riffs Sparkling water – for a simple, refreshing highball It's built for Mexican food, backyard hangs, and anywhere a margarita would feel right. Why This Non-Alcoholic Tequila Alternative Works Tequila's magic isn't just the alcohol, it's the vegetal, slightly spicy, earthy complexity that comes from agave. Most NA tequilas try to replicate that and fall flat. This spirit takes a different approach. Instead of faking agave, it leans into jalapeño's natural brightness and heat. The result is a zero-proof spirit that behaves like tequila in a cocktail: it cuts through sweetness, holds up to citrus, and delivers the kind of kick you expect from a proper margarita. It's not trying to be tequila. It's trying to do what tequila does...and it delivers. Cocktails That Shine With Jalapeño Spirit Zero-Proof Margarita – The classic, rebuilt. Lime, agave, salt, heat. Everything you want, nothing you don't. NA Paloma – Jalapeño spirit, fresh grapefruit juice, splash of soda, lime wedge. Bright and crushable. Spicy Ranch Water – Spirit, lime juice, sparkling mineral water. Simple, refreshing, perfect for hot days. Zero-Proof Bloody Maria – Pair with Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate for a savory, spiced brunch cocktail. Jalapeño Citrus Spritz – 2 oz spirit, orange juice, soda water, jalapeño slice garnish. Light heat, bright flavor. Because this spirit was designed with cocktails in mind, it doesn't disappear when mixed. The heat holds. The brightness carries. The drink still feels complete. For the Sober Curious and the Spice Seeker You don't need to quit drinking to appreciate a zero-proof spirit that actually delivers. Maybe you're taking a night off. Maybe you're driving. Maybe you just want a margarita without the hangover. This fits into your life without explanation. It's for the host who wants to offer more than sparkling water. It's for taco night with friends. It's for anyone who believes cocktails should be about flavor and connection—not just alcohol content. Built for Connection, Not Consumption Whether you're hosting taco night, building a zero-proof margarita bar, or just want a drink with some heat that won't slow you down tomorrow, this is the spirit that fits your life. Ritual over routine. Heat over hangovers. Connection over consumption. Ready to build better non-alcoholic cocktails? Stu's Kitchen | Ritual over routine, because we are worth it.
Non Alcoholic Vodka | Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit
Non Alcoholic Vodka | Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit $24.00
Non Alcoholic Vodka: Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit A Flavorful Non Alcoholic Vodka Alternative Spicy ginger | Bright citrus | Zero proof, zero compromise Non Alcoholic Vodka That Actually Delivers Looking for a vodka replacement that doesn't taste like water? This isn't it. The Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit brings bold, intentional flavor where traditional vodka brings... nothing. This small-batch spirit combines spicy ginger with bright, lemony citrus for a warming, layered experience. Perfect for non-alcoholic cocktails, either on the rocks or with your favorite garnish. Zero proof. All the flavor. None of the regret. Most non-alcoholic vodkas try to mimic neutrality—and end up tasting flat. This one takes a different approach: give you something worth sipping, with enough structure to stand up in any cocktail where vodka belongs. What You'll Taste Ginger Forward | Spiced Pepper with Citrus Undertones | Warming with a Hint of Sweetness The ginger hits first—bold and spicy without being overpowering. Bright lemon citrus follows, balanced by a peppery warmth and just a touch of natural sweetness on the finish. It's effervescent, complex, and unmistakably crafted for adults who want flavor without alcohol. Ways to Sip On the rocks with a splash of tonic & citrusMixed into your favorite cocktail as a vodka replacementStraight up to appreciate the full flavor profile Use it anywhere you'd reach for vodka: Bloody Marys, mules, martinis, spritzes, or lemonade cocktails. Same ritual, same depth, zero proof. The Perfect Pair: Zero-Proof Bloody Mary Here's where it gets good. Combine this Ginger Lemon spirit with Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate for a non-alcoholic Bloody Mary with actual depth. Build it: 1 - 1.5 oz Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit 1.5 - 2 oz Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate 4 - 6 oz tomato juice Your favorite garnishes The ginger warmth and citrus brightness elevate the savory, spiced notes of the concentrate. It's a Bloody Mary that doesn't need vodka to feel complete—and arguably tastes better without it. What It Pairs With The versatility of Ginger Lemon makes it a natural fit for: Tart fruits like green apples or citrus Asian-inspired dishes with soy sauce, garam masala, or cilantro Honey – amplifies the warming sweetness beautifully Brunch spreads – especially alongside savory, spiced foods It's equally at home in a cocktail hour lineup or as a standalone sipper with dinner. Why This Non-Alcoholic Vodka Alternative Works Traditional vodka is neutral by design—it's meant to disappear. That works fine when alcohol is doing the heavy lifting. But in a zero-proof cocktail? Neutrality just tastes like... missing something. This spirit takes the opposite approach. Instead of mimicking emptiness, it delivers flavor, warmth, and structure. The ginger and citrus give your drink a backbone. The spiced pepper adds complexity. The result is a cocktail that feels intentional, not like a compromise. It's not trying to be vodka. It's trying to be better than vodka—at least when you're skipping the alcohol. Cocktails That Shine With Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Bloody Mary – The ginger warmth pairs perfectly with Stu's savory concentrate. Add celery, pickles, bacon—go all out. NA Moscow Mule – Ginger Lemon spirit, fresh lime juice, ginger beer. Copper mug optional but encouraged. Lemonade Cocktail – Spirit over ice, topped with fresh lemonade. Simple, refreshing, perfect for summer. Citrus Spritz – 2 oz spirit, splash of soda water, orange slice, fresh herbs. Light and aromatic. Spiced Mule Variation – Add a dash of bitters and muddle fresh mint for extra complexity. Because this spirit was designed with flavor in mind, it performs in cocktails where vodka would normally vanish. The botanicals hold up. The warmth carries through. The drink still feels like a drink. For the Sober Curious and the Flavor Seeker You don't need to quit drinking to appreciate a zero-proof spirit that actually delivers. Maybe you're taking a night off. Maybe you're the designated driver. Maybe you just want a cocktail that won't leave you foggy tomorrow. This fits into your life without explanation. It's for the host who wants to offer more than sparkling water. It's for the brunch lover building a Bloody Mary bar without the booze. It's for anyone who believes drinks should be about connection, not consumption. Built for Connection, Not Consumption Whether you're hosting friends, building a zero-proof Bloody Mary bar, or just want a drink that feels grown-up without the hangover—this is the spirit that fits your life. Ritual over routine. Flavor over filler. Connection over consumption. Ready to build better non-alcoholic cocktails? Stu's Kitchen | Ritual over routine, because we are worth it.
Non Alcoholic Gin Alternative | Sage Zero-Proof Spirit
Non Alcoholic Gin Alternative | Sage Zero-Proof Spirit $24.00
Sage Zero-Proof Spirit The Sandhills, Embottled Handcrafted non-alcoholic gin alternative | Wild Nebraska sage | Pure aquifer water | Zero proof, zero carbs, only 5 calories A Gin That Doesn't Need Alcohol to Be Real This small-batch spirit is handcrafted with natural sage flavors and the purest waters of the Ogallala Aquifer. The Flagship Sage Zero-Proof Spirit is a crisp, savory elixir with earthy aromas, perfect for your cocktails either on the rocks or with your favorite garnish Zero proof. Zero carbs. Zero added sugar. Only 5 calories per serving. This isn't flavored water pretending to be gin. It's a true gin alternative with botanical depth, herbal complexity, and the structure to stand up in any cocktail you'd make with traditional gin. What You'll Taste Bold | Savory with Strong Herbal Undertones | Earthy and Slightly Peppery | Crisp like Mint and Eucalyptus Earthy sage hits first, followed by juniper-forward botanicals and a slightly peppery finish with cooling notes of mint and eucalyptus. It's dry, intentional, and unmistakably gin-like—without the alcohol. Ways to Sip On the rocks with a splash of tonic & citrusMixed into your favorite cocktail as a gin replacementStraight or neat to appreciate the full flavor profile Use it anywhere you'd use gin: G&Ts, martinis, negronis, spritzes. Same ritual, same depth, zero proof. What It Pairs With The pine and citrus notes pair beautifully with: Pork or lamb – herbal complexity meets rich meat Honey – natural sweetness amplifies the botanicals Soft cheeses – harmonizes with creamy, mild flavors Add garnishes like cucumber, fresh herbs, citrus twists, or peppercorns to elevate your serve. Why It Works Most non alcoholic gins either taste like perfume or disappear in the glass. Sage Zero-Proof Spirit stays savory, stays structured, and actually tastes like what it's meant to replace. It's not copying London dry gin. Instead, it's building something rooted in the Nebraska landscape...wild sage, pure water, bold flavor. It's gin, reimagined for the ritual without the alcohol. The Perfect Gin & Tonic, Zero Proof 2 oz Sage Zero-Proof SpiritHigh-quality tonic waterFresh garnish (cucumber, grapefruit peel, or herbs) Pour over ice. Sip intentionally. Enjoy the ritual. Why Wild Sage and Aquifer Water Matter Wild sage brings an earthy, herbaceous backbone that sets this gin alternative apart from mass-produced options relying on artificial flavoring or heavy sweetness. The Ogallala Aquifer provides water so pure and mineral-rich, it enhances every botanical note without interference. This isn't a corporate product designed in a lab. It's a small-batch spirit crafted with intention, built to honor the landscape it comes from and the people who drink it. For the Sober Curious and the Ritual Seeker You don't need to quit drinking to appreciate a zero-proof spirit that actually delivers. Maybe you're taking a night off. Maybe you're the designated driver. Maybe you just want a sophisticated drink that won't leave you foggy tomorrow. Sage Zero Proof Spirit fits into your life without explanation or apology. It's for the dinner party host who wants to offer something beyond sparkling water. It's for the brunch lover who craves a Bloody Mary bar but skips the vodka. It's for anyone who believes drinks should be about connection, not consumption. The sober-curious movement isn't a trend, it's a shift in how people approach social drinking.  Cocktails That Shine Without the Alcohol Classic Gin & Tonic – The foundation. Let the botanicals speak with quality tonic and a citrus twist. Zero-Proof Negroni – Equal parts Sage Zero-Proof Spirit, non-alcoholic vermouth, and NA aperitif. Bitter, botanical, balanced. Sage Spritz – 2 oz spirit, splash of soda water, muddled cucumber, fresh lime. Light, refreshing, perfect for summer afternoons. Dirty Martini (NA) – Sage Zero-Proof Spirit, olive brine, garnish with castelvetrano olives. Savory, sophisticated, and strong enough to hold its own. Herb Garden Collins – Spirit, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, soda water, topped with basil and rosemary. Aromatic and crisp. Because this spirit was designed for mixing, not just sipping, it performs in any cocktail where gin belongs. The botanicals don't fade. The structure doesn't collapse. The drink still feels like a drink. How to Store and Serve Your Non Alcoholic Gin Keep this non alcoholic gin, the Sage Zero-Proof Spirit in a cool, dry place. Once opened, refrigerate to maintain freshness and flavor integrity. Serve chilled or over ice for the cleanest taste experience. Each bottle makes 12-16 servings depending on your pour, making it a cost-effective addition to your home bar. At only 5 calories per serving with zero sugar and zero carbs, it fits seamlessly into any lifestyle without the trade-offs. The Difference Between NA Gin and Gin "Flavoring" Not all non-alcoholic gins are created equal. Many products labeled as "gin alternatives" are really just botanical waters or sweetened mixers. They lack the structure, bitterness, and complexity that makes gin gin. Sage Zero-Proof Spirit brings acidity, herbal depth, and a savory backbone that behaves like a true spirit. It's formulated to carry flavor through ice, mixers, and garnishes without getting lost. That's the difference between a gin alternative and a gin replacement. It's not claiming it tastes identical to alcoholic gin, that would be dishonest. But we are saying it delivers the experience: the ritual of making a proper cocktail, the satisfaction of a complex flavor profile, and the social confidence of holding a real drink in your hand. Built for Connection, Not Consumption Whether you're hosting friends, winding down after a long day, or just want a drink that feels grown-up without the hangover...this is the spirit that fits your life. We're proud to offer it.  Ritual over routine. Presence over proof. Connection over consumption. Ready to try the gin alternative that doesn't compromise?