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This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary. Welcome to the Bloody Mary, reimagined. Stu’s Classic is a bartender-crafted concentrate designed for those who take their brunch (and their cocktails) seriously. Made with our signature Midwestern pickle brine, a secret blend of spice, and a clean ingredient list, Stu’s delivers bold, balanced flavor...without the fuss. Crafted with our signature Midwestern pickle brine and a layered spice blend, Stus concentrate lets you control the heat, flavor, and vibe like no other Bloody Mary mix can. The Ritual (How to Use) Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s into your glass, add 5–6 oz of your favorite tomato juice, a splash of vodka (or tequila, gin… live a little), and serve over ice. Garnish like a minimalist or go full charcuterie board. Either way, you just made a Bloody Mary worthy of a cult following. Why It’s Better No tomato juice – that’s your job. You choose the juice / base. We provide the magic.  All-natural & shelf-stable – No MSG. No artificial preservatives. Only real ingredients. Low carb, low calorie – 5 calories. Zero carbs. Keto Gluten-friendly.  Long-lasting – Keeps up to 6 months after opening (most mixes last just a week). Versatile – Pairs with tomato juice, Clamato, beer or whatever juice you prefer. Flavor that hits – Bright, briny, a touch of heat, and that addictive back-end kick. What It Tastes Like Imagine the first sip: bold tang from sour pickle brine, layers of smoky spice, and a clean, lingering heat. It’s complex. It’s craveable. It’s unmistakably Stu’s. No sludge. No sugar bombs. Just real-deal Bloody Mary flavor—sharp, spicy, and damn near perfect. What’s Inside Signature brine from hand-packed Midwestern pickles Secret Spice Blend Premium Worchester Sauce Hot sauces  No artificial stuff. Ever. The Numbers 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails. Keeps 6 months in the fridge after opening. Makes brunch faster, better, and infinitely cooler Join thousands of customers who’ve made Stu’s their go-to Bloody Mary ritual. With premium ingredients, bold flavor, and unmatched versatility, Stu’s Classic makes it easy to enjoy a bar-quality cocktail anytime, anywhere. This isn’t brunch. This is a Bloody movement. Stu’s brings the bite, the brine, and the balance that boring mixes can’t touch. Try it once, and your bar cart won’t be caught without it again.

This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary. Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño doesn’t tiptoe around flavor. It hits you with layered heat, savory tang, and a touch of smoke that lingers just long enough. This isn’t just spicy—it’s sultry. Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño is a bartender-crafted Bloody Mary concentrate built for those who crave bold flavor with a slow, smoky burn. Made with our signature Midwestern pickle brine, a secret blend of hot sauces, and real jalapeño heat, this mix brings depth, fire, and finesse to your glass. The Ritual (How to Use) Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño into your glass, add 5–6 oz of your favorite tomato juice, a splash of vodka or tequila (hello, Bloody Maria), and serve over ice. Garnish with something smoky or spicy. Then sip, savor, and repeat. Why It’s Better Smoky heat, not cheap fire – A subtle burn with real depth and complexity. All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, just real spice and flavor. Low calorie & low carb – 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months after opening. Versatile – Works with tomato juice, Clamato, beer or any other base you feel like experimenting with. Customizable – Dial up or down the spice depending on how much Stu’s you use.  What It Tastes Like First, you get that tangy kick from our pickle brine. Then comes the rich jalapeño heat... smoky, warm, and perfectly balanced. The finish? Lingering spice that stays in your memory, not your sinuses. This isn’t a novelty hot mix. Stus t’s a complex, craveable cocktail base made for grown-up palates. The kind of drink that makes people ask, “What’s in this?” (You don’t have to tell them.) What’s Inside Signature pickle brine from hand-packed Midwestern pickles. Our custom Smoked Jalapeño hot sauce blend features real smoked jalapeños. Secret spice blend. Premium Worcestershire No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No filler. Ever. Gluten-free The Numbers 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails Long Lasting: Refrigerate after opening, lasts up to 6 months  5 calories per serving. 0 carbs Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who’ve upgraded their routine with Stu’s. Whether you’re a brunch traditionalist or a Bloody Maria rebel, this jalapeño-forward, handcrafted concentrate delivers the flavor and freedom that you’ve been missing. Once you try Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño, there’s no going back to bland. It’s smoky, spicy, and endlessly customizable—the kind of mix that turns brunch into a ritual and your bar cart into a destination. One sip, and you’ll get it.

This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary. Stu’s Jamaican Jerk isn’t just a Bloody Mary concentrate—it’s a flavor bomb with island attitude. Built on the foundation of our signature pickle brine and Classic blend, this fiery mix brings in real Jamaican Jerk spices for a bold, unapologetic kick. The Ritual (How to Use) Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Jamaican Jerk into your glass, add 5–6 oz of tomato juice, a splash of vodka or rum, for a Caribbean twist, and serve over ice. Garnish as you like. Then brace yourself for the best spicy Bloody you’ve ever had. Why It’s Better Turn up the heat – The spiciest Stu’s flavor with real Jamaican Jerk seasoning. All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, no filler. Low calorie & low carb – Just 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly. Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months in the fridge. Versatile – Mixes with tomato juice, Clamato, or even tropical juices for brunch with a twist. Customizable heat – Dial up or down based on how much you pour. What It Tastes Like Starts with tangy pickle brine, then builds with bold island spices and peppery heat that lingers just long enough to keep you coming back. If you like your Bloody with a punch and personality, this is your new go-to. It’s fire. Its flavor. It’s Jamaica in a glass. What’s Inside Midwestern pickle brine Stu’s Classic spice base Custom-made real Jamaican Jerk hot sauce No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No shortcuts. The Numbers 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails Refrigerate after opening, keeps up to 6 months 5 calories per serving 0 carbs If you believe a Bloody Mary should bite back, Stu’s Jamaican Jerk was made for you. It’s bold, briny, and just the right kind of unruly. One sip and you’ll wonder why you ever settled for bland. It’s depth, complexity, and a little chaos...in all the best ways. For a GREAT alternative to a traditional Bloody Mary, try with Rum. Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who swear by Stu’s. Our Jamaican Jerk blend doesn’t just bring the heat...it brings the flavor. Loud, layered, and unapologetically bold. Just like you.

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Now many folks are finding themselves having to Shelter in Place and practicing social distancing. Because of this, access to the grocery store is either off-limits or ill-advised.  STUs Kitchen is still shipping orders right to your door, but STUs does not contain Tomato juice. This is what allows you to customize the perfect amount of spice just how you like it. But with tomato juice in short supply, we will now ship it directly to your house.  So we created a new Bloody Mary Kit just for you.  Shelter In Place Bloody mary Kit Contains: (2) STUs Classic Bloody Mary Concentrate - 16 oz - makes up to 16 drinks each (1) Nebraska Sweet Corn Salt Rimmer (2 oz) (2) Campbell's Tomato Juice Cans or the Equivalent of 24 oz of juice. We also offer a Kit with Spicy Jerk as well. Same great taste as the Classic, but a little more spicy heat for those that like it.