Bloody Mary Seasoning - Bundle of 3
Savory Drink Enhancer
Stock your ritual. Because you are worth it.
We're Not Pre-Made Mixes
Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Fast, forgettable, one-size-fits-all.
Three bottles means you're always ready. For the Sunday crew. The spontaneous tailgate. The friends who text "coming over" without asking.
This is how you stock a ritual.
What You're Getting
3 Bottles of Stu's Savory Drink Enhancer (16oz each)
We're the seasoning. You choose the juice.
Pick your three:
Classic Original
The foundation. Bright pickle brine, smoky Worcestershire, clean heat. Built on the four fundamentals: acid, salt, umami, spice.
Smoked Jalapeño
Subtle Smokey complexity with measured heat. Our custom made habanero hot sauce is next level. The one everyone asks about after their first sip.
Jamaican Jerk
Bold, aromatic, unapologetically different. Caribbean spices meet Sunday morning.
48+ drinks total. Your base, your heat level, your ritual.
Why Stus Bottle Works Everywhere
Professional chefs don't guess at flavor. They build it using four fundamentals:
Acid - Brightens and balances (pickle brine, vinegar)
Salt - Amplifies and enhances (sea salt, celery salt)
Umami - Deepens and satisfies (Worcestershire)
Spice - Adds complexity and heat (hot sauce, pepper)
That's why the same bottle that makes a killer Bloody Mary also transforms:
- Bone broth into something restaurant-quality
- Ground beef into the best burger you've ever made
- Sparkling water into a zero-proof drink that actually tastes interesting
- Beer into a proper Michelada
One bottle. 12+ drinks. Dozens of dishes.
You Control Everything
Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all:
Too spicy for some. Too bland for others. No doctoring it.
Stu's lets you customize:
Want it mild? Use less. Want it bold? Add more. Choose regular tomato juice, low-sodium, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, sparkling water, or bone broth.
Your ritual, your way.
The Comparison
| Pre-Made Mixes |
Stu's Savory Drink Enhancer |
| Makes 4-5 drinks |
Makes 12-16 drinks per bottle |
| Expires in 10 days |
Lasts 6 months refrigerated |
| High fructose corn syrup |
Zero sugar |
| Artificial colors & preservatives |
All-natural ingredients |
| One flavor, one use |
12+ drinks, dozens of dishes |
| Drinks the same every time |
Every drink exactly yours |
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts.
What's Inside
Real Ingredients You Can Actually Pronounce:
✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine
✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce
✓ Blend of custom hot sauces
✓ Sea Salt
✓ Secret spice blend
✓ White vinegar
What's NOT in the bottle:
✗ No high fructose corn syrup
✗ No artificial colors
✗ No artificial preservatives
✗ No MSG
5 calories per serving | 0g sugar | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly
Why Three Bottles
You don't buy one bottle of hot sauce. You don't buy one bag of coffee. You stock what you use.
Three bottles means:
- You're never caught without one
- You can offer variety (Classic for traditionalists, Jalapeño for the curious)
- You have a host gift that doesn't feel like an afterthought
- You save 15% vs buying individually
Not because discounts drive the decision. Because being ready does.
Why Ritual Matters
Pre-made mixes are routine.
Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Fast. Forgettable.
Stu's is ritual.
The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment.
Pre-made mixes are rushing.
Convenience over quality. Speed over substance.
Stu's is reflection.
The pause before the gathering. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry.
Pre-made mixes are transactional.
A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard.
Stu's is connection.
The people you make this for. The Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts.
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.
The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.
The moments you create together are worth slowing down for.
The Stu's Promise
If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked.
We've sold thousands of bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype.
Choose your three bottles:
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Hand made with love in Nebraska
