Stu's Classic Original
Savory Drink Enhancer
Ritual over routine. Because you are worth it.
We're Not a Pre-Made Mix
Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Your people like an inconvenience. Your time like something to minimize.
We're the opposite.
This Is Not Another Bottle off the Gas Station Shelf
We live in a grab-and-go world. Everything is optimized for speed. Open the bottle. Pour it in. Fast, cheap, forgettable.
Stu's is different.
We're the all-natural seasoning that transforms tomato juice, Clamato, beer, or bone broth (or any savory base) into bar-quality drinks...made exactly how you like them.
One bottle replaces 8+ ingredients. Just add your base, and you're done.
This is ritual. Not routine.
What It Is:
Short answer: We're the seasoning. You choose the juice.
Long answer: Stu's is a concentrated blend of Midwestern pickle brine, premium Worcestershire, hot sauces, and a secret spice mix—all the complex flavors you'd normally measure out individually. No tomato juice. No fillers. Just pure, bold flavor you add to whatever base you want.
Why no tomato juice? Because drinks are intimate and personal. Your taste, your heat level, your choice of base—that's what makes a drink yours.
Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all. Too spicy for some, too bland for others, and there's no doctoring it. With Stu's, you control everything: add more for extra heat, less for mild. Choose regular tomato, low-sodium, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, or even bone broth.
One bottle, infinite possibilities. Stu's lets you customize your drink in a way no pre-made mix ever could.
Your ritual, your way.
How to Use It:
For Bloody Marys:
- Add 1-2 oz Stu's to glass
- Pour 5-6 oz tomato juice or V8
- Add vodka (or don't, it's your day)
- Ice, garnish, enjoy
Makes 12-16 drinks per bottle
But wait, there's more:
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Caesar Cocktails: Use Clamato instead of tomato juice
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Micheladas: Add to beer + lime (seriously good)
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Morning Ritual: 1-2 tsp in hot bone broth for a savory healthy drink
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Cooking: Marinade for steaks, burger seasoning, chili booster, meatloaf maker, pasta sauce boss
Why Pre-Made Mixes Can't Compare
| Pre-Made Mixes |
Stu's Classic |
| High fructose corn syrup |
Zero sugar |
| Artificial colors & preservatives |
All-natural ingredients |
| 10-day shelf life after opening |
6 months refrigerated |
| One flavor option |
12+ drink variations |
| Fast, forgettable |
Intentional, memorable |
| Drinks the same every time |
Every drink exactly yours |
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts.
What's Inside
✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine (the secret weapon)
✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce
✓ Blend of hot sauces for layered heat
✓ Secret spice blend (celery salt, black pepper, mustard, dill)
✓ What's NOT inside: MSG, artificial colors, HFCS, preservatives
Nutrition: 5 calories per serving | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly
The Flavor Profile
First sip: Bright, tangy pickle brine
Mid-palate: Smoky, savory depth from Worcestershire
Finish: Clean heat with herbal complexity
Not sweet. Not sludgy. Just bold, balanced, craveable flavor.
What Customers Say
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Finally, a Bloody Mary that doesn't taste like ketchup and sadness."
— Sarah M., Chicago
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I use this in my bone broth every morning. Game changer."
— Mike R., Denver
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Bought one bottle at the farmers market. Immediately went to the website for three more."
— Jennifer K., Omaha
| Hand made with love in Nebraska |
FAQs
Q: Is this just for Bloody Marys?
A: Nope! Use it for Caesars, Micheladas, bone broth, marinades, or anywhere you'd use Worcestershire.
Q: What tomato juice should I use?
A: Any kind! V8, Sacramento, Clamato for Caesars, or even carrot juice. Your choice.
Q: How long does it last?
A: 6 months refrigerated after opening. Most mixes last 7-10 days.
Q: Is it spicy?
A: Medium heat (5/10). You control the final spice level by how much you add.
Q: Can I use it for cooking?
A: Absolutely. Try it in burger meat, steak marinades, or pasta sauce.
Why Ritual Matters:
Pre-made mixes are routine.
Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Drink whatever they decided you should taste. One-size-fits-all. Fast. Forgettable.
Stu's is ritual.
The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment.
Pre-made mixes are rushing.
Convenience over quality. Speed over substance. Get it down and move on.
Stu's is reflection.
The pause before the gathering. The step away from the screen. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry.
Pre-made mixes are transactional.
A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard.
Stu's is connection.
The people you make this for. Yourself. Your Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts.
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.
The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.
The moments you create together are worth slowing down for.
This isn't indulgence. It's respect. For them. For you. For what you're building together.
We're not a pre-made mix. Welcome to the ritual.
The Stu's Promise
If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked.
We've sold 1,000's + bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype.
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