Stu's Smoked Jalapeno No. 3 - Bloody Mary Concentrate

Stu's Kitchen
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This is not a mix. Stus is a ritual.

Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño doesn’t tiptoe around flavor. It hits you with layered heat, savory tang, and a touch of smoke that lingers just long enough. This isn’t just spicy—it’s sultry. Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño is a bartender-crafted Bloody Mary concentrate built for those who crave bold flavor with a slow, smoky burn. Made with our signature Midwestern pickle brine, a secret blend of hot sauces, and real jalapeño heat, this mix brings depth, fire, and finesse to your glass.

The Ritual (How to Use)

Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño into your glass, add 5–6 oz of your favorite tomato juice, a splash of vodka or tequila (hello, Bloody Maria), and serve over ice. Garnish with something smoky or spicy. Then sip, savor, and repeat.

Why It’s Better

  • Smoky heat, not cheap fire – A subtle burn with real depth and complexity.
  • All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, just real spice and flavor.
  • Low calorie & low carb – 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months after opening.
  • Versatile – Works with tomato juice, Clamato, beer or any other base you feel like experimenting with.
  • Customizable – Dial up or down the spice depending on how much Stu’s you use.

 What It Tastes Like

First, you get that tangy kick from our pickle brine. Then comes the rich jalapeño heat... smoky, warm, and perfectly balanced. The finish? Lingering spice that stays in your memory, not your sinuses.

This isn’t a novelty hot mix. Stus t’s a complex, craveable cocktail base made for grown-up palates. The kind of drink that makes people ask, “What’s in this?” (You don’t have to tell them.)

What’s Inside

  • Signature pickle brine from hand-packed Midwestern pickles.
  • Our custom Smoked Jalapeño hot sauce blend features real smoked jalapeños.
  • Secret spice blend.
  • Premium Worcestershire
  • No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No filler. Ever.
  • Gluten-free

The Numbers

  • 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails
  • Long Lasting: Refrigerate after opening, lasts up to 6 months 
  • 5 calories per serving.
  • 0 carbs

Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who’ve upgraded their routine with Stu’s. Whether you’re a brunch traditionalist or a Bloody Maria rebel, this jalapeño-forward, handcrafted concentrate delivers the flavor and freedom that you’ve been missing.

Once you try Stu’s Smoked Jalapeño, there’s no going back to bland. It’s smoky, spicy, and endlessly customizable—the kind of mix that turns brunch into a ritual and your bar cart into a destination. One sip, and you’ll get it.

    When Does My Order Ship?


    We batch ship 3 days a week: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
    * Orders received before 2:00 PM EST on one of our shipping days will be processed and shipped the same day.
    * Orders received after 2:00PM EST will be processed and shipped out the following shipping day.

    How Many Drinks Come in a Bottle?


    It depends on how you like your Bloody Mary. But each bottle makes up to 16 drinks.

    Does STU'S BLOODY MARY' Concentrate have to be refrigerated?

    Before opening, no. After opening, yes we encourage it.

    When does Stu's mixes expire?

    Unopened- never. Opened- 6 months. Does Stu's mixes have tomato juice in them? Nope! Tomato juice is not included, essentially the mix is a bunch of spices, allowing you to be flexible with how you use it- it's a great steak marinade! So why don't we mix in the tomato juice for you?

    Its Simple...options! The perfect bloody mary is about ratio. That's what Stu's Bloody Mary Mix has perfected. The exact ratio of spices and seasoning to make a perfect bloody mary. Everything is a personal preference.
    Do you like Clamato juice? Kick ass, substitute it for the tomato juice with no problems.
    Do you prefer a more ‘tomato-ey’ flavor for your bloody? Easy, use only one ounce instead of two and let the tomato juice shine.
    Do you prefer organic vine-ripe tomato juice packed in season? We do too and we dare you fine a better tasting cocktail.
    See, that's just too many personal preferences. We aren't in the business of telling people how to make a bloody mary. We just want to be there to guide you down the path to make the perfect bloody mary for YOU and your personal preference. What else do I need with Stu’s Bloody Mary mix? One bottle of Stu’s Bloody Mary Mix, a fifth of vodka or another clear spirit. 3-4 quarts of tomato juice (homemade or store-bought), and friends (unless you like to drink alone). How do I make a Bloody Mary? Find out how to make a classic Bloody Mary and her cousins on Stu’s recipe page:

    How do I contact you? Easy. Email us at info@stuskitchen.com
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