Stu's Smoked Jalapeño
Savory Drink Enhancer
Ritual over routine. Because you are worth it.
We're Not a Pre-Made Mix
Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Your people like an inconvenience. Your time like something to minimize.
We're the opposite.
This Is Not Another Bottle off the Gas Station Shelf
We live in a grab-and-go world. Everything is optimized for speed. Open the bottle. Pour it in. Fast, cheap, forgettable.
Stu's is different.
We're the all-natural seasoning that transforms tomato juice, Clamato, beer, or bone broth into bar-quality drinks...and you get to make make exactly how you like them.
One bottle replaces 8+ ingredients. Just add your base, and you're done.
This is ritual. Not routine.
What It Is:
Short answer: We're the seasoning. You choose the juice. (and Booze)
Long answer: Stu's Smoked Jalapeño is a concentrated blend of Midwestern pickle brine, sea salt, premium Worcestershire, custom made hot sauce, and a secret spice mix.
It's the complex flavors you'd normally measure out individually. No tomato juice. No fillers. Just pure, bold, flavor that you add to whatever base you want.
Why no tomato juice? Because drinks are intimate and personal. Your taste, your heat level, your choice of base...that's what makes a drink yours.
Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all. Too spicy for some, too bland for others, and then you have to doctor it up.
With Stu's, you control everything: add more for extra heat, less for mild. Choose regular tomato, low-sodium, V8, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, or even bone broth.
One bottle, infinite possibilities. Stu's lets you customize your drink in a way no pre-made mix ever could.
Your ritual, your way.
Why Choose Smoked Jalapeño?
If Classic is your Sunday brunch staple, Smoked Jalapeño is your weekend warrior. More heat. More depth. More complexity.
This is for people who:
- Think Classic needs more kick
- Love smoky, charred flavors
- Want their Micheladas to pack a punch
- Grill steaks and need a killer marinade
- Order everything that has some spice to it
Still fully customizable. Still 12+ drinks per bottle. Just bolder.
Pro pairing: Smoked Jalapeño is incredible with tequila-based drinks, grilled meats, and beer cocktails. (In addition to Bloody Marys)
How to Use It:
For Bloody Marys:
- Add 1-2 oz Stu's Smoked Jalapeño to glass
- Pour 5-6 oz tomato juice or V8
- Add vodka or tequila (tequila = game changer)
- Ice, garnish, enjoy
Makes 12-16 drinks per bottle
But wait, there's more:
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Caesar Cocktails: Use Clamato for a smoky, spicy Caesar
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Micheladas: Add to beer + lime (this is why it exists)
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Morning Ritual: 1-2 tsp in hot bone broth for serious depth
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Cooking: Steak marinade, taco seasoning, chili base, grilled chicken glaze
Why Pre-Made Mixes Can't Compare
| Pre-Made Mixes |
Stu's Smoked Jalapeño |
| High fructose corn syrup |
Zero sugar |
| Artificial colors & preservatives |
All-natural ingredients |
| 10-day shelf life after opening |
6 months refrigerated |
| One flavor option |
12+ drink variations |
| Fast, forgettable |
Intentional, memorable |
| Drinks the same every time |
Every drink exactly yours |
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts.
What's Inside
✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine (the secret weapon)
✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce
✓ A custom made Smoked jalapeño hot sauce for depth and heat
✓ Sea Salt
✓ Secret spice blend
✓ What's NOT inside: MSG, artificial colors, HFCS, preservatives
Nutrition: 5 calories per serving | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly
The Flavor Profile
First sip: Smoky heat with a touch of sweetness
Mid-palate: Roasted jalapeño depth, earthy char
Finish: Bold, lingering warmth without overwhelming burn
Not artificial. Not one-dimensional. Just complex, balanced fire.
What Customers Say
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Classic was great, but Smoked Jalapeño is on another level. This is what I keep in my fridge now."
— Marcus T., Austin
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Used this as a steak marinade. My wife asked what restaurant I ordered from. It was THAT good."
— David P., Kansas City
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Perfect heat level. Not 'call 911' spicy, just bold enough. I add it to everything."
— Rachel H., Denver
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Made Micheladas for a tailgate. People were asking where I got the mix. Told them it's not a mix...it's Stu's."
— Jake M., Omaha
Hand made with love in Nebraska
FAQs
Q: How much spicier is this than Classic?
A: About 30% more heat, but with smoky depth that balances it out. Heat level: 7/10. Still controllable by how much you use.
Q: Is this just for Bloody Marys?
A: Nope! Incredible for Micheladas, Caesars, bone broth, steak marinades, wings, taco seasoning, or anywhere you want smoky heat.
Q: What tomato juice should I use?
A: Any kind! V8, Sacramento, Clamato for Caesars, or even carrot juice. Your choice.
Q: How long does it last?
A: 6 months refrigerated after opening. Most mixes last 7-10 days.
Q: Can I mix this with Classic?
A: Absolutely! Some customers do half-and-half for a custom heat level.
Q: What pairs best with this flavor?
A: Vodka of course. But also tequila, mezcal, and beer. Also incredible on grilled meats, tacos, and chili.
Why Ritual Matters:
Pre-made mixes are routine.
Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Drink whatever they decided you should taste. One-size-fits-all. Fast. Forgettable.
Stu's is ritual.
The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment.
Pre-made mixes are rushing.
Convenience over quality. Speed over substance. Get it down and move on.
Stu's is reflection.
The pause before the gathering. The step away from the screen. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry.
Pre-made mixes are transactional.
A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard.
Stu's is connection.
The people you make this for. Yourself. Your Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts.
You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.
The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.
The moments you create together are worth slowing down for.
This isn't indulgence. It's respect. For them. For you. For what you're building together.
We're not a pre-made mix. Welcome to the ritual.
The Stu's Promise
If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked.
We've sold 1,000's of bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype.
Ready to Turn Up the Heat?
