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Bloody Mary Seasoning - Bundle of 3 Savory Drink Enhancer Stock your ritual. Because you are worth it. We're Not Pre-Made Mixes Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Fast, forgettable, one-size-fits-all. Three bottles means you're always ready. For the Sunday crew. The spontaneous tailgate. The friends who text "coming over" without asking. This is how you stock a ritual. What You're Getting 3 Bottles of Stu's Savory Drink Enhancer (16oz each) We're the seasoning. You choose the juice. Pick your three: Classic OriginalThe foundation. Bright pickle brine, smoky Worcestershire, clean heat. Built on the four fundamentals: acid, salt, umami, spice. Smoked JalapeñoSubtle Smokey complexity with measured heat. Our custom made habanero hot sauce is next level. The one everyone asks about after their first sip. Jamaican JerkBold, aromatic, unapologetically different. Caribbean spices meet Sunday morning. 48+ drinks total. Your base, your heat level, your ritual. Why Stus Bottle Works Everywhere Professional chefs don't guess at flavor. They build it using four fundamentals: Acid - Brightens and balances (pickle brine, vinegar)Salt - Amplifies and enhances (sea salt, celery salt)Umami - Deepens and satisfies (Worcestershire)Spice - Adds complexity and heat (hot sauce, pepper) That's why the same bottle that makes a killer Bloody Mary also transforms: Bone broth into something restaurant-quality Ground beef into the best burger you've ever made Sparkling water into a zero-proof drink that actually tastes interesting Beer into a proper Michelada One bottle. 12+ drinks. Dozens of dishes. You Control Everything Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all:Too spicy for some. Too bland for others. No doctoring it. Stu's lets you customize:Want it mild? Use less. Want it bold? Add more. Choose regular tomato juice, low-sodium, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, sparkling water, or bone broth. Your ritual, your way. The Comparison Pre-Made Mixes Stu's Savory Drink Enhancer Makes 4-5 drinks Makes 12-16 drinks per bottle Expires in 10 days Lasts 6 months refrigerated High fructose corn syrup Zero sugar Artificial colors & preservatives All-natural ingredients One flavor, one use 12+ drinks, dozens of dishes Drinks the same every time Every drink exactly yours   You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts. What's Inside Real Ingredients You Can Actually Pronounce: ✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce✓ Blend of custom hot sauces✓ Sea Salt✓ Secret spice blend✓ White vinegar What's NOT in the bottle: ✗ No high fructose corn syrup✗ No artificial colors✗ No artificial preservatives✗ No MSG 5 calories per serving | 0g sugar | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly Why Three Bottles You don't buy one bottle of hot sauce. You don't buy one bag of coffee. You stock what you use. Three bottles means: You're never caught without one You can offer variety (Classic for traditionalists, Jalapeño for the curious) You have a host gift that doesn't feel like an afterthought You save 15% vs buying individually Not because discounts drive the decision. Because being ready does. Why Ritual Matters Pre-made mixes are routine.Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Fast. Forgettable. Stu's is ritual.The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment. Pre-made mixes are rushing.Convenience over quality. Speed over substance. Stu's is reflection.The pause before the gathering. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry. Pre-made mixes are transactional.A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard. Stu's is connection.The people you make this for. The Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts. You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.The moments you create together are worth slowing down for. The Stu's Promise If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked. We've sold thousands of bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype. Choose your three bottles: 3x Classic Original 3x Smoked Jalapeño 3x Jamaican Jerk 1 of each (Variety Pack) Free shipping on orders $50+ Hand made with love in Nebraska

Sage Zero-Proof Spirit The Sandhills, Embottled Handcrafted non-alcoholic gin alternative | Wild Nebraska sage | Pure aquifer water | Zero proof, zero carbs, only 5 calories A Gin That Doesn't Need Alcohol to Be Real This small-batch spirit is handcrafted with natural sage flavors and the purest waters of the Ogallala Aquifer. The Flagship Sage Zero-Proof Spirit is a crisp, savory elixir with earthy aromas, perfect for your cocktails either on the rocks or with your favorite garnish Zero proof. Zero carbs. Zero added sugar. Only 5 calories per serving. This isn't flavored water pretending to be gin. It's a true gin alternative with botanical depth, herbal complexity, and the structure to stand up in any cocktail you'd make with traditional gin. What You'll Taste Bold | Savory with Strong Herbal Undertones | Earthy and Slightly Peppery | Crisp like Mint and Eucalyptus Earthy sage hits first, followed by juniper-forward botanicals and a slightly peppery finish with cooling notes of mint and eucalyptus. It's dry, intentional, and unmistakably gin-like—without the alcohol. Ways to Sip On the rocks with a splash of tonic & citrusMixed into your favorite cocktail as a gin replacementStraight or neat to appreciate the full flavor profile Use it anywhere you'd use gin: G&Ts, martinis, negronis, spritzes. Same ritual, same depth, zero proof. What It Pairs With The pine and citrus notes pair beautifully with: Pork or lamb – herbal complexity meets rich meat Honey – natural sweetness amplifies the botanicals Soft cheeses – harmonizes with creamy, mild flavors Add garnishes like cucumber, fresh herbs, citrus twists, or peppercorns to elevate your serve. Why It Works Most non alcoholic gins either taste like perfume or disappear in the glass. Sage Zero-Proof Spirit stays savory, stays structured, and actually tastes like what it's meant to replace. It's not copying London dry gin. Instead, it's building something rooted in the Nebraska landscape...wild sage, pure water, bold flavor. It's gin, reimagined for the ritual without the alcohol. The Perfect Gin & Tonic, Zero Proof 2 oz Sage Zero-Proof SpiritHigh-quality tonic waterFresh garnish (cucumber, grapefruit peel, or herbs) Pour over ice. Sip intentionally. Enjoy the ritual. Why Wild Sage and Aquifer Water Matter Wild sage brings an earthy, herbaceous backbone that sets this gin alternative apart from mass-produced options relying on artificial flavoring or heavy sweetness. The Ogallala Aquifer provides water so pure and mineral-rich, it enhances every botanical note without interference. This isn't a corporate product designed in a lab. It's a small-batch spirit crafted with intention, built to honor the landscape it comes from and the people who drink it. For the Sober Curious and the Ritual Seeker You don't need to quit drinking to appreciate a zero-proof spirit that actually delivers. Maybe you're taking a night off. Maybe you're the designated driver. Maybe you just want a sophisticated drink that won't leave you foggy tomorrow. Sage Zero Proof Spirit fits into your life without explanation or apology. It's for the dinner party host who wants to offer something beyond sparkling water. It's for the brunch lover who craves a Bloody Mary bar but skips the vodka. It's for anyone who believes drinks should be about connection, not consumption. The sober-curious movement isn't a trend, it's a shift in how people approach social drinking.  Cocktails That Shine Without the Alcohol Classic Gin & Tonic – The foundation. Let the botanicals speak with quality tonic and a citrus twist. Zero-Proof Negroni – Equal parts Sage Zero-Proof Spirit, non-alcoholic vermouth, and NA aperitif. Bitter, botanical, balanced. Sage Spritz – 2 oz spirit, splash of soda water, muddled cucumber, fresh lime. Light, refreshing, perfect for summer afternoons. Dirty Martini (NA) – Sage Zero-Proof Spirit, olive brine, garnish with castelvetrano olives. Savory, sophisticated, and strong enough to hold its own. Herb Garden Collins – Spirit, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, soda water, topped with basil and rosemary. Aromatic and crisp. Because this spirit was designed for mixing, not just sipping, it performs in any cocktail where gin belongs. The botanicals don't fade. The structure doesn't collapse. The drink still feels like a drink. How to Store and Serve Your Non Alcoholic Gin Keep this non alcoholic gin, the Sage Zero-Proof Spirit in a cool, dry place. Once opened, refrigerate to maintain freshness and flavor integrity. Serve chilled or over ice for the cleanest taste experience. Each bottle makes 12-16 servings depending on your pour, making it a cost-effective addition to your home bar. At only 5 calories per serving with zero sugar and zero carbs, it fits seamlessly into any lifestyle without the trade-offs. The Difference Between NA Gin and Gin "Flavoring" Not all non-alcoholic gins are created equal. Many products labeled as "gin alternatives" are really just botanical waters or sweetened mixers. They lack the structure, bitterness, and complexity that makes gin gin. Sage Zero-Proof Spirit brings acidity, herbal depth, and a savory backbone that behaves like a true spirit. It's formulated to carry flavor through ice, mixers, and garnishes without getting lost. That's the difference between a gin alternative and a gin replacement. It's not claiming it tastes identical to alcoholic gin, that would be dishonest. But we are saying it delivers the experience: the ritual of making a proper cocktail, the satisfaction of a complex flavor profile, and the social confidence of holding a real drink in your hand. Built for Connection, Not Consumption Whether you're hosting friends, winding down after a long day, or just want a drink that feels grown-up without the hangover...this is the spirit that fits your life. We're proud to offer it.  Ritual over routine. Presence over proof. Connection over consumption. Ready to try the gin alternative that doesn't compromise?

Non Alcoholic Tequilla: Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit A Spice-Forward Non-Alcoholic Tequila Alternative Natural jalapeño heat • Bright and grassy • Zero proof, full kick Non Alcoholic Tequila With Actual Bite Most non alcoholic tequilas taste like agave-flavored disappointment. This one doesn't pretend to be something it's not,it delivers heat, brightness, and the kind of spice-forward complexity that actually stands up in a margarita. This small-batch Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit brings natural jalapeño flavor with a grassy, vegetal kick. Perfect for your dry cocktails, either on the rocks or mixed into your favorite tequila-based drinks. Zero proof. Real heat. No regrets. If you're sober-curious but still want a margarita that tastes like a margarita, this is your spirit. What You'll Taste Bright | Grassy Green | Slightly Spicy The jalapeño hits clean and fresh, not overpowering, but present. There's a grassy, vegetal quality that mirrors the agave-forward notes of good tequila, balanced by a gentle heat that builds on the finish. It's bright, it's layered, and it actually tastes like it belongs in a cocktail. Ways to Sip On the rocks with a splash of tonic & citrusMixed into your favorite cocktail as a tequila replacementStraight up if you like a little heat with your ritual Use it anywhere you'd reach for tequila: margaritas, palomas, ranch waters, or spicy cocktails. Same ritual, same kick, zero proof. The Perfect Pair: Zero-Proof Spicy Margarita Combine this Jalapeño spirit with fresh lime, agave, and a salted rim for a non-alcoholic margarita that doesn't feel like a compromise. Build it: 2 oz Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit 1 oz fresh lime juice ½ oz agave nectar Shake with ice, strain, serve with a salted rim The jalapeño heat and grassy brightness carry through the citrus and sweetness exactly the way tequila would...without the alcohol. It's a margarita that earns its place at the table. Pair It With Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate Want to build a zero-proof Non Alcoholic Bloody Maria? Swap vodka vibes for tequila vibes. Build it: 2 oz Jalapeño Zero-Proof Spirit 1 oz Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate 4-6 oz tomato juice Dash of lime, your favorite garnishes The jalapeño heat amplifies the savory spice of the concentrate. It's bold, it's layered, and it's built for brunch. What It Pairs With The heat and brightness of this spirit make it a natural fit for: Tacos – the obvious pairing, and it works perfectly Spicy meals – anything with chiles, peppers, or heat Chips and guacamole – margarita territory, zero proof Citrus juices – lime, grapefruit, orange Tomato juice – for Bloody Marias and michelada riffs Sparkling water – for a simple, refreshing highball It's built for Mexican food, backyard hangs, and anywhere a margarita would feel right. Why This Non-Alcoholic Tequila Alternative Works Tequila's magic isn't just the alcohol, it's the vegetal, slightly spicy, earthy complexity that comes from agave. Most NA tequilas try to replicate that and fall flat. This spirit takes a different approach. Instead of faking agave, it leans into jalapeño's natural brightness and heat. The result is a zero-proof spirit that behaves like tequila in a cocktail: it cuts through sweetness, holds up to citrus, and delivers the kind of kick you expect from a proper margarita. It's not trying to be tequila. It's trying to do what tequila does...and it delivers. Cocktails That Shine With Jalapeño Spirit Zero-Proof Margarita – The classic, rebuilt. Lime, agave, salt, heat. Everything you want, nothing you don't. NA Paloma – Jalapeño spirit, fresh grapefruit juice, splash of soda, lime wedge. Bright and crushable. Spicy Ranch Water – Spirit, lime juice, sparkling mineral water. Simple, refreshing, perfect for hot days. Zero-Proof Bloody Maria – Pair with Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate for a savory, spiced brunch cocktail. Jalapeño Citrus Spritz – 2 oz spirit, orange juice, soda water, jalapeño slice garnish. Light heat, bright flavor. Because this spirit was designed with cocktails in mind, it doesn't disappear when mixed. The heat holds. The brightness carries. The drink still feels complete. For the Sober Curious and the Spice Seeker You don't need to quit drinking to appreciate a zero-proof spirit that actually delivers. Maybe you're taking a night off. Maybe you're driving. Maybe you just want a margarita without the hangover. This fits into your life without explanation. It's for the host who wants to offer more than sparkling water. It's for taco night with friends. It's for anyone who believes cocktails should be about flavor and connection—not just alcohol content. Built for Connection, Not Consumption Whether you're hosting taco night, building a zero-proof margarita bar, or just want a drink with some heat that won't slow you down tomorrow, this is the spirit that fits your life. Ritual over routine. Heat over hangovers. Connection over consumption. Ready to build better non-alcoholic cocktails? Stu's Kitchen | Ritual over routine, because we are worth it.

Non Alcoholic Vodka: Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit A Flavorful Non Alcoholic Vodka Alternative Spicy ginger | Bright citrus | Zero proof, zero compromise Non Alcoholic Vodka That Actually Delivers Looking for a vodka replacement that doesn't taste like water? This isn't it. The Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit brings bold, intentional flavor where traditional vodka brings... nothing. This small-batch spirit combines spicy ginger with bright, lemony citrus for a warming, layered experience. Perfect for non-alcoholic cocktails, either on the rocks or with your favorite garnish. Zero proof. All the flavor. None of the regret. Most non-alcoholic vodkas try to mimic neutrality—and end up tasting flat. This one takes a different approach: give you something worth sipping, with enough structure to stand up in any cocktail where vodka belongs. What You'll Taste Ginger Forward | Spiced Pepper with Citrus Undertones | Warming with a Hint of Sweetness The ginger hits first—bold and spicy without being overpowering. Bright lemon citrus follows, balanced by a peppery warmth and just a touch of natural sweetness on the finish. It's effervescent, complex, and unmistakably crafted for adults who want flavor without alcohol. Ways to Sip On the rocks with a splash of tonic & citrusMixed into your favorite cocktail as a vodka replacementStraight up to appreciate the full flavor profile Use it anywhere you'd reach for vodka: Bloody Marys, mules, martinis, spritzes, or lemonade cocktails. Same ritual, same depth, zero proof. The Perfect Pair: Zero-Proof Bloody Mary Here's where it gets good. Combine this Ginger Lemon spirit with Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate for a non-alcoholic Bloody Mary with actual depth. Build it: 1 - 1.5 oz Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Spirit 1.5 - 2 oz Stu's Bloody Mary Concentrate 4 - 6 oz tomato juice Your favorite garnishes The ginger warmth and citrus brightness elevate the savory, spiced notes of the concentrate. It's a Bloody Mary that doesn't need vodka to feel complete—and arguably tastes better without it. What It Pairs With The versatility of Ginger Lemon makes it a natural fit for: Tart fruits like green apples or citrus Asian-inspired dishes with soy sauce, garam masala, or cilantro Honey – amplifies the warming sweetness beautifully Brunch spreads – especially alongside savory, spiced foods It's equally at home in a cocktail hour lineup or as a standalone sipper with dinner. Why This Non-Alcoholic Vodka Alternative Works Traditional vodka is neutral by design—it's meant to disappear. That works fine when alcohol is doing the heavy lifting. But in a zero-proof cocktail? Neutrality just tastes like... missing something. This spirit takes the opposite approach. Instead of mimicking emptiness, it delivers flavor, warmth, and structure. The ginger and citrus give your drink a backbone. The spiced pepper adds complexity. The result is a cocktail that feels intentional, not like a compromise. It's not trying to be vodka. It's trying to be better than vodka—at least when you're skipping the alcohol. Cocktails That Shine With Ginger Lemon Zero-Proof Bloody Mary – The ginger warmth pairs perfectly with Stu's savory concentrate. Add celery, pickles, bacon—go all out. NA Moscow Mule – Ginger Lemon spirit, fresh lime juice, ginger beer. Copper mug optional but encouraged. Lemonade Cocktail – Spirit over ice, topped with fresh lemonade. Simple, refreshing, perfect for summer. Citrus Spritz – 2 oz spirit, splash of soda water, orange slice, fresh herbs. Light and aromatic. Spiced Mule Variation – Add a dash of bitters and muddle fresh mint for extra complexity. Because this spirit was designed with flavor in mind, it performs in cocktails where vodka would normally vanish. The botanicals hold up. The warmth carries through. The drink still feels like a drink. For the Sober Curious and the Flavor Seeker You don't need to quit drinking to appreciate a zero-proof spirit that actually delivers. Maybe you're taking a night off. Maybe you're the designated driver. Maybe you just want a cocktail that won't leave you foggy tomorrow. This fits into your life without explanation. It's for the host who wants to offer more than sparkling water. It's for the brunch lover building a Bloody Mary bar without the booze. It's for anyone who believes drinks should be about connection, not consumption. Built for Connection, Not Consumption Whether you're hosting friends, building a zero-proof Bloody Mary bar, or just want a drink that feels grown-up without the hangover—this is the spirit that fits your life. Ritual over routine. Flavor over filler. Connection over consumption. Ready to build better non-alcoholic cocktails? Stu's Kitchen | Ritual over routine, because we are worth it.

Stu's Classic Original Savory Drink Enhancer Ritual over routine. Because you are worth it. We're Not a Pre-Made Mix Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Your people like an inconvenience. Your time like something to minimize. We're the opposite. This Is Not Another Bottle off the Gas Station Shelf We live in a grab-and-go world. Everything is optimized for speed. Open the bottle. Pour it in. Fast, cheap, forgettable. Stu's is different. We're the all-natural seasoning that transforms tomato juice, Clamato, beer, sparkling water, or bone broth (or any savory base) into bar-quality drinks...made exactly how you like them. One bottle replaces 8+ ingredients. Just add your base, and you're done. This is ritual. Not routine. What It Is: Short answer: We're the seasoning. You choose the juice. Long answer: Stu's is a concentrated blend of Midwestern pickle brine, premium Worcestershire, hot sauces, and a secret spice mix. It's all of the complex flavors you'd normally measure out individually. But here's what really matters: it's built on the four fundamentals chefs use to make food and drinks taste complete. In fact, a Chef invented the recipe! Acid to brightenSalt to amplifyUmami to deepenSpice to linger That's why one bottle works across 12+ drinks and dozens of dishes. You're not just adding flavor...you're adding the building blocks professional kitchens use to make everything taste finished. Why no tomato juice? Because drinks are intimate and personal. Your taste, your heat level, your choice of base...that's what makes a drink yours. Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all. Too spicy for some, too bland for others, and there's no doctoring it. With Stu's, you control everything: add more for extra heat, less for mild. Choose regular tomato, low-sodium, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, sparkling water, or even bone broth. One bottle, infinite possibilities. Stu's lets you customize your drink in a way no pre-made mix ever could. Your ritual, your way. One Bottle. Endless Possibilities. Stu's isn't just a Bloody Mary mix. It's a concentrated blend of acid, salt, umami, and spice...the same fundamentals chefs and bartenders use to make food and drinks taste complete. That means one bottle works across 12+ drinks and dozens of dishes. In Your Glass: Classic Cocktails:Bloody Mary | Caesar | Michelada Sparkling & Refreshing:Savory Sparkling Water | Savory Spritz (with citrus) Juice-Based:Tomato Juice | Carrot Juice | Cucumber Juice | Vegetable Blends Warm & Restorative:Bone Broth | Chicken Broth | Vegetable Broth | Mushroom Broth In Your Kitchen: Mains:Burgers | Meatloaf | Meatballs | Steak Marinades | Grilled Chicken Sides:Roasted Vegetables | Potatoes | Pasta Sauce Breakfast:Scrambled Eggs | Omelets | Deviled Eggs Soups & More:Chili | Soups & Stews | Dipping Sauces [Get recipes and ratios →] One bottle, 12-16 drinks -- or dozens of meals. Your choice. New to Stu's? Start Here: Classic Bloody Mary:1-2 oz Stu's + 5-6 oz tomato juice + vodka (optional) + ice + garnishMakes 12-16 drinks per bottle Savory Sparkling Water:½-1 oz Stu's + 8-10 oz sparkling water + fresh lime squeezeZero-proof, zero-sugar, totally refreshing In the Kitchen:Mix 1-2 Tbsp into burger meat, chili, or scrambled eggs for instant umami depth. Want more recipes? [Explore our complete recipe guide →] Why One Bottle Works Everywhere Professional chefs and bartenders don't guess at flavor. They build it using four fundamentals: Acid - Brightens and balances (vinegar, pickle brine)Salt - Amplifies and enhances (sea salt, celery salt)Umami - Deepens and satisfies (Worcestershire, savory spices)Spice - Adds complexity and heat (hot sauce, black pepper) Most recipes call for measuring these out separately...a splash of this, a dash of that, a pinch of something else. Stu's combines them all in perfect balance. That's why the same bottle that makes a killer Bloody Mary also transforms: Bone broth into something restaurant-quality Ground beef into the best burger you've ever made Scrambled eggs into something worth waking up for Chili into the kind people ask for the recipe Sparkling water into a zero-proof drink that actually tastes interesting You're not just adding flavor. You're adding the building blocks of flavor itself. No tomato juice. No filler. No shortcuts. Just the four fundamentals that make everything taste better...whether it's in a glass or on a plate. Why Pre-Made Mixes Can't Compare Pre-Made Mixes Stu's Savory Drink Enhancer Makes 4-5 drinks Makes 12-16 drinks Expires in 10 days Lasts 6 months refrigerated High fructose corn syrup Zero sugar Artificial colors & preservatives All-natural ingredients One flavor, one use 12+ drinks, dozens of dishes Bloody Marys only Cocktails, broths, cooking Fast, forgettable Intentional, memorable Drinks the same every time Every drink exactly yours Random ingredients Built on chef fundamentals: acid, salt, umami, spice   You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts. What's Inside Real Ingredients You Can Actually Pronounce While most Bloody Mary mixes hide behind ingredient lists full of corn syrup, artificial colors, and chemical preservatives, we took a different approach: we only use ingredients you'd find in a real kitchen. What's in the bottle: ✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine (the secret weapon)✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce (real fermented umami)✓ Blend of custom hot sauces for layered heat✓ Secret spice blend: sea salt, celery salt and more✓ White vinegar (12% acidity) for brightness What's NOT in the bottle: ✗ No high fructose corn syrup✗ No artificial colors (Red 40, caramel color, etc.)✗ No artificial preservatives✗ No MSG✗ No mystery "natural flavors" Why it matters: Our ingredients are naturally shelf-stable because of acid and salt—the way pickles and hot sauce have been preserved for centuries. No chemical shortcuts needed. Just real, bold flavor that lasts 6 months refrigerated. Nutrition: 5 calories per serving | 0g sugar | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly The Flavor Profile First sip: Bright, tangy pickle brineMid-palate: Smoky, savory depth from WorcestershireFinish: Clean heat with herbal complexity Not sweet. Not sludgy. Just bold, balanced, craveable flavor. What Customers Say ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Finally, a Bloody Mary that doesn't taste like ketchup and sadness."— Sarah M., Chicago ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I use this in my bone broth every morning. Game changer."— Mike R., Denver ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Bought one bottle at the farmers market. Immediately went to the website for three more."— Jennifer K., Omaha Hand made with love in Nebraska FAQs Q: Is this just for Bloody Marys?A: Not even close. Stu's works in 12+ drinks (Bloody Marys, Caesars, Micheladas, sparkling water, bone broth) and dozens of dishes (burgers, chili, eggs, marinades, pasta sauce). Think of it as a savory concentrate built on the same principles chefs use: acid, salt, umami, spice. Q: How is this different from a pre-made mix?A: Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all and include tomato juice, so they spoil quickly and can't be customized. Stu's is a concentrate, you choose your base (tomato juice, Clamato, beer, carrot juice, sparkling water) and control the intensity. One bottle becomes 12+ different drinks or seasons dozens of meals. Plus, our ingredients are clean-label with no artificial anything. Q: What tomato juice should I use for Bloody Marys?A: Any kind! Sacramento, Campbell's, V8, store brand...your choice. Want a Caesar? Use Clamato. Want it lighter? Try carrot or cucumber juice. That's the whole point, you're in control. Q: How long does it last?A: 6 months refrigerated after opening. Compare that to pre-made mixes that last 7-10 days. Plus, the concentrate format means you're not storing mostly tomato juice in your fridge. Q: Is it spicy?A: Medium heat (5/10 on the spice scale). But since you control how much you add, you control the final heat level. Want it milder? Use less. Want it hotter? Add more Stus...that's the point. Q: Can I really use this for cooking?A: Absolutely. The same flavors that make a perfect Bloody Mary (Worcestershire, vinegar, hot sauce, celery salt, pepper) are the ones chefs use to season food. Try it in burger meat, steak marinades, chili, scrambled eggs, or pasta sauce. Customers tell us they use it as much in the kitchen as in their glass. Q: Do I need to refrigerate it?A: After opening, yes. Store in the refrigerator for up to 6 months. Q: Is it vegan/vegetarian?A: It is not. Our premium Worcestershire sauce takes away that label for us.   Why Ritual Matters: Pre-made mixes are routine.Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Drink whatever they decided you should taste. One-size-fits-all. Fast. Forgettable. Stu's is ritual.The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment. Pre-made mixes are rushing.Convenience over quality. Speed over substance. Get it down and move on. Stu's is reflection.The pause before the gathering. The step away from the screen. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry. Pre-made mixes are transactional.A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard. Stu's is connection.The people you make this for. Yourself. Your Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts. You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.The moments you create together are worth slowing down for. This isn't indulgence. It's respect. For them. For you. For what you're building together. We're not a pre-made mix. Welcome to the ritual. The Stu's Promise If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked. We've sold thousands of bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype. Ready to Upgrade Your Brunch Game? Buy Now!

Stu's Bloody Mary Kit The Bloody Mary Bar. In a box. If you know someone who won’t shut up about Bloody Marys (or you are that person) this kit is the ultimate flex. It’s everything you need to turn brunch into a full-blown ritual. No rules, no boring mixes in sight. Just pure, customizable Bloody Mary magic. Inside you’ll find: Two 8oz bottles of Stu’s “This Is Bloody Mary” Concentrate (Original) – makes up to 16 drinks with your favorite base: tomato juice, V8, Clamato, or beer). Brunch Punch - Bloody Mary Hot Drops (1 oz) – choose your own adventure. A few drops for flavor, more if you like to sweat. Key Lime Salt Rimmer (2 oz) – tart, spicy, and bright with crushed key lime, celery salt, and chilies. Sweet Corn Salt Rimmer (2 oz) – savory, a little sweet, and dangerously addictive. A custom box to keep your Bloody Mary ritual organized and looking sharp. What makes Stu’s different:Stu’s “This Is Bloody Mary” Concentrate isn’t your average mix. It’s your new bartender in a bottle. Made with real ingredients and built for control freaks who care about flavor. Add as little or as much as you want. Every pour is perfectly balanced, full of flavor, and bold... without the fake ingredients you can't pronounce or the weird aftertaste most mixes have. The heat that you need, without being overwhelmingly hot. The vibe:Complex. Clean. Just the right heat.The kind of Bloody Mary that earns you brunch MVP. STU's Bloody Mary Kit is perfect for gift sets, camping, fishing trips, tailgates, parties, brunches and or just for making damn good cocktails at home.

This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary. Stu’s Jamaican Jerk isn’t just a Bloody Mary concentrate—it’s a flavor bomb with island attitude. Built on the foundation of our signature pickle brine and Classic blend, this fiery mix brings in real Jamaican Jerk spices for a bold, unapologetic kick. The Ritual (How to Use) Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s Jamaican Jerk into your glass, add 5–6 oz of tomato juice, a splash of vodka or rum, for a Caribbean twist, and serve over ice. Garnish as you like. Then brace yourself for the best spicy Bloody you’ve ever had. Why It’s Better Turn up the heat – The spiciest Stu’s flavor with real Jamaican Jerk seasoning. All-natural ingredients – No MSG, no artificial preservatives, no filler. Low calorie & low carb – Just 5 calories per serving, 0 carbs, keto and gluten-friendly. Long-lasting – Stays fresh up to 6 months in the fridge. Versatile – Mixes with tomato juice, Clamato, or even tropical juices for brunch with a twist. Customizable heat – Dial up or down based on how much you pour. What It Tastes Like Starts with tangy pickle brine, then builds with bold island spices and peppery heat that lingers just long enough to keep you coming back. If you like your Bloody with a punch and personality, this is your new go-to. It’s fire. Its flavor. It’s Jamaica in a glass. What’s Inside Midwestern pickle brine Stu’s Classic spice base Custom-made real Jamaican Jerk hot sauce No MSG. No artificial preservatives. No shortcuts. The Numbers 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails Refrigerate after opening, keeps up to 6 months 5 calories per serving 0 carbs If you believe a Bloody Mary should bite back, Stu’s Jamaican Jerk was made for you. It’s bold, briny, and just the right kind of unruly. One sip and you’ll wonder why you ever settled for bland. It’s depth, complexity, and a little chaos...in all the best ways. For a GREAT alternative to a traditional Bloody Mary, try with Rum. Join thousands of Bloody Mary lovers who swear by Stu’s. Our Jamaican Jerk blend doesn’t just bring the heat...it brings the flavor. Loud, layered, and unapologetically bold. Just like you.

Stu's Smoked Jalapeño Savory Drink Enhancer Ritual over routine. Because you are worth it. We're Not a Pre-Made Mix Pre-made mixes treat your gatherings like errands. Your people like an inconvenience. Your time like something to minimize. We're the opposite. This Is Not Another Bottle off the Gas Station Shelf We live in a grab-and-go world. Everything is optimized for speed. Open the bottle. Pour it in. Fast, cheap, forgettable. Stu's is different. We're the all-natural seasoning that transforms tomato juice, Clamato, beer, or bone broth into bar-quality drinks...and you get to make make exactly how you like them. One bottle replaces 8+ ingredients. Just add your base, and you're done. This is ritual. Not routine. What It Is: Short answer: We're the seasoning. You choose the juice. (and Booze) Long answer: Stu's Smoked Jalapeño is a concentrated blend of Midwestern pickle brine, sea salt, premium Worcestershire, custom made hot sauce, and a secret spice mix. It's the complex flavors you'd normally measure out individually. No tomato juice. No fillers. Just pure, bold, flavor that you add to whatever base you want. Why no tomato juice? Because drinks are intimate and personal. Your taste, your heat level, your choice of base...that's what makes a drink yours. Pre-made mixes are one-size-fits-all. Too spicy for some, too bland for others, and then you have to doctor it up. With Stu's, you control everything: add more for extra heat, less for mild. Choose regular tomato, low-sodium, V8, Clamato for Caesars, carrot juice, or even bone broth. One bottle, infinite possibilities. Stu's lets you customize your drink in a way no pre-made mix ever could. Your ritual, your way. Why Choose Smoked Jalapeño? If Classic is your Sunday brunch staple, Smoked Jalapeño is your weekend warrior. More heat. More depth. More complexity. This is for people who: Think Classic needs more kick Love smoky, charred flavors Want their Micheladas to pack a punch Grill steaks and need a killer marinade Order everything that has some spice to it Still fully customizable. Still 12+ drinks per bottle. Just bolder. Pro pairing: Smoked Jalapeño is incredible with tequila-based drinks, grilled meats, and beer cocktails. (In addition to Bloody Marys) How to Use It: For Bloody Marys: Add 1-2 oz Stu's Smoked Jalapeño to glass Pour 5-6 oz tomato juice or V8 Add vodka or tequila (tequila = game changer) Ice, garnish, enjoy Makes 12-16 drinks per bottle But wait, there's more: Caesar Cocktails: Use Clamato for a smoky, spicy Caesar Micheladas: Add to beer + lime (this is why it exists) Morning Ritual: 1-2 tsp in hot bone broth for serious depth Cooking: Steak marinade, taco seasoning, chili base, grilled chicken glaze Why Pre-Made Mixes Can't Compare Pre-Made Mixes Stu's Smoked Jalapeño High fructose corn syrup Zero sugar Artificial colors & preservatives All-natural ingredients 10-day shelf life after opening 6 months refrigerated One flavor option 12+ drink variations Fast, forgettable Intentional, memorable Drinks the same every time Every drink exactly yours   You're worth real ingredients, not artificial shortcuts. What's Inside ✓ Signature Midwestern pickle brine (the secret weapon)✓ Premium Worcestershire sauce✓ A custom made Smoked jalapeño hot sauce for depth and heat✓ Sea Salt✓ Secret spice blend✓ What's NOT inside: MSG, artificial colors, HFCS, preservatives Nutrition: 5 calories per serving | 0g carbs | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly The Flavor Profile First sip: Smoky heat with a touch of sweetnessMid-palate: Roasted jalapeño depth, earthy charFinish: Bold, lingering warmth without overwhelming burn Not artificial. Not one-dimensional. Just complex, balanced fire. What Customers Say ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Classic was great, but Smoked Jalapeño is on another level. This is what I keep in my fridge now."— Marcus T., Austin ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Used this as a steak marinade. My wife asked what restaurant I ordered from. It was THAT good."— David P., Kansas City ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Perfect heat level. Not 'call 911' spicy, just bold enough. I add it to everything."— Rachel H., Denver ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Made Micheladas for a tailgate. People were asking where I got the mix. Told them it's not a mix...it's Stu's."— Jake M., Omaha Hand made with love in Nebraska FAQs Q: How much spicier is this than Classic?A: About 30% more heat, but with smoky depth that balances it out. Heat level: 7/10. Still controllable by how much you use. Q: Is this just for Bloody Marys?A: Nope! Incredible for Micheladas, Caesars, bone broth, steak marinades, wings, taco seasoning, or anywhere you want smoky heat. Q: What tomato juice should I use?A: Any kind! V8, Sacramento, Clamato for Caesars, or even carrot juice. Your choice. Q: How long does it last?A: 6 months refrigerated after opening. Most mixes last 7-10 days. Q: Can I mix this with Classic?A: Absolutely! Some customers do half-and-half for a custom heat level. Q: What pairs best with this flavor?A: Vodka of course. But also tequila, mezcal, and beer. Also incredible on grilled meats, tacos, and chili. Why Ritual Matters: Pre-made mixes are routine.Grab the bottle. Pour it in. Drink whatever they decided you should taste. One-size-fits-all. Fast. Forgettable. Stu's is ritual.The intentional act of building your drink exactly right. Choosing your base. Adjusting your heat. The sixty seconds that transforms brunch from routine to moment. Pre-made mixes are rushing.Convenience over quality. Speed over substance. Get it down and move on. Stu's is reflection.The pause before the gathering. The step away from the screen. The choice to slow down when everything else is telling you to hurry. Pre-made mixes are transactional.A bottle. A product. Something to consume and discard. Stu's is connection.The people you make this for. Yourself. Your Sunday crew. The friends who deserve more than grab-and-go shortcuts. You're worth real ingredients, not artificial compromises.The people you gather around are worth the extra minute.The moments you create together are worth slowing down for. This isn't indulgence. It's respect. For them. For you. For what you're building together. We're not a pre-made mix. Welcome to the ritual. The Stu's Promise If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No questions asked. We've sold 1,000's of bottles through farmers markets and word-of-mouth alone. People come back because it works, it tastes incredible, and it makes their Sunday ritual actually worth the hype. Ready to Turn Up the Heat?